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silviuchca:

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

haha

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bl-ossomed:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED ATBY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 


LMFAO hahahahaha

bl-ossomed:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months 

LMFAO hahahahaha

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via larryjuices)

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sevistheman:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

sevistheman:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

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sodamnrelatable:

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yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

(via gastonsbitches)

Source: yourendorphine

delirrycious:

This kinda reminds me of the great Mishapocalypse

delirrycious:

This kinda reminds me of the great Mishapocalypse

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wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

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*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

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chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

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casfeathers:

mixgoldenphoenix:

gracelesscas:

i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas

“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”

(via ghostproofpanicroom)

Source: gracelesscas